FBI Probe links McGwire to steroids in ’90s
Obviously, McGwire is as guilty as Canseco, Bonds, and Giambi of injecting anti-testes chemicals into their buttocksesses. Everyone keeps saying crap like “let him enjoy his retirement”, but since he’s perpetrated a massive fraud on us, whether or not it’s illegal, he should be vilified.
I suggest we start with small pranks such as house-eggings on McGwire until he personally requests that all of his career stats be wiped from the books, and that he give back 85% of his earnings.
Belarus supports China’s anti-secession law
This has to be one of the most useless headlines of ‘05 so far. China consulting Belarus on secession issues is like if we asked Bolivia for permission to drill in Alaska.
That reminds me, I think we should sell Vermont to Canada and hook up Puerto Rico with full-time statehood. Upgrade.
18-inch dog swallows 16-inch stick
Best mental imagery ever.
