Colombian police impound Pacho the donkey
They’re “impounding” the gentle donkey because some donkey on a motorcycle ran into Pacho and his owner while they were on the road. Pacho hurt his legs real bad, and he’s being impounded instead of hospitalized, but he’s recovering quickly knowing the fact that the motorcyclist is in seriously messed-up condition.
Donkeys 1, Motorcycles, 0.
Food poisoning kills 29 non-Massachusetts children
One of the best lines in a news article in 2005:
“The vendor who sold the cassava balls insisted nothing was wrong with them and ate a few to prove the point. Now she, too, is in critical condition.”
Only in a “scientific” article could someone talk in such graphic detail about a duck having sex with a dead duck. Frankly, I’m surprised they haven’t started selling the video yet.
German student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
Halle atcha boy! Homes decided to make some concoction out of Angels’ Trumpets plants, and the next thing he knew, he was in therapy for the rest of his life. Jokes aside, I’m not sure which is worse: having no tongue or having no penis. Can someone track down “Andreas W.”, get his email address, and ask him?
