Hunter Wants Open Season On Domestic Cats
| Pros: -Meat harvest -No more vicious slashings -Fur coats -No stolen baby’s breath -Wild cat chases -Authentic cat’s eye marbles |
Cons: -Nothing |
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Tobacco CEO resigns from Dana-Farber board
Once he became a board member, Ben LeBow, aka Satan McMoneybiscuits wanted to destroy the organization by strategically hiring Gambian spies on all levels.
From the looks of our cure for cancer, it appears his evil plan is grossly succeeding.
South Africa’s Capital Renamed Tshwane
I hereby propose that Allston be renamed to “Pabstville”. Also, who knew South Africa even had a capital?
Dominican man dies after tequila-drinking contest
He was the fourth Dominican tequila-related death so far this year. Ten Americans and 24,063 Mexicans have also perished in 2005 from the drink. That’s actually about average.
Ah crap now i have to buy another new map!!! Can’t africa just be one large country just like australia?
Comment by Snackmaster3K — March 8, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Side effects of cymbalta….
Cymbalta side effect. Antianxiety and symbalta or cymbalta. Cymbalta….
Trackback by Cymbalta brain fog. — November 6, 2008 @ 6:21 am