Ohio State gives Illinois its first loss - Carolina beats Duke in classic - Kentucky upset by Florida - Wake wins @ the buzzer - Kansas goes down @ Mizzou - ULALA whoops MTSU
Sunday was one of the best days in recent college basketball history. So many close games, upsets, streakings, and 26-and-24 performances that I now have enough knowledge now to easily repeat as 59 Linden March Madness Pool champion. See you suckaz in April.
Ok, it looks like we’ll be getting a keg this Friday night then going to the latest showing of this movie and doing everything we can to get thrown out of the theatre.
Cops suspended over ridiculously racist remarks
I suppose there’s an outside chance the cops were referring to the John Mayer music the club always played, but mostly I think that Austin cops truly are extremely racist. Oink oink.
Uncle Sam develops ultra-painful plasma gun
Not developed just for riots, the gun will pound your nervous system with an electromagnetic pulse strong enough to paralyze you and make you squeal like a pig. Police intend to use the guns for everyday crowd control in major cities and pedestrian traffic move more efficiently.
It has also been reported that the gun is able to cook a breakfast burrito in 2 seconds from over 500 feet away.
