Fossett Completes First Non-Stop Around-the-World Flight; Booyah
The first to ever do it. Mad props, old chap, I’ll have Fort Knox wire you the reward.
Optimus Prime dies of prostate cancer
This can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening…
Celts win in Antoine Walker’s return to Boston
We’re going to the NBA Finals now, cuz. #88 will be the best-selling basketball jersey in the Boston area, except for that of Tyrone Hughes. Chingy.
Two Boston companies bid to buy NHL
Wave money in front of peoples’ faces, and they’ll listen to anything.
Man dies 100 times in 12 hours
Sadly, it’s not even close to the record.
Mike Tyson turns money into kaka
He said it himself. Plus, he’s a singer now. Ugh.
