Turn to Lydia for the dopest modest Christian clothing out there.

Today I bought my tickets for O.U.T.H.U.D., M83/Ulrich von Schnaussenstein, and Caribooyah/Junior Boys/Russian Futurists. I’ll be hitting up the Bloc Party, M. Ward, Ratatat, and Interpol shows, too.

Check out the sample pics of gay-related customized NFL jerseys that are banned. The ever-so-classic Randall Gay jersey used to be officially banned by the NFL Shop. Muy hilarioso.

The only true reference to “Big Feces” that I can find anywhere. I really, really, really need to take more pics of the TV.

Peer into the genius: Heaven’s Gate on the Wayback Machine

Here’s the new Basement Jaxx video. That site also has new ones from Dizzee Rascal and other badass XL artists.

Still so ridiculous.

Fossett Completes First Non-Stop Around-the-World Flight; Booyah

The first to ever do it. Mad props, old chap, I’ll have Fort Knox wire you the reward.

Optimus Prime dies of prostate cancer

This can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening… this can’t be happening…

Celts win in Antoine Walker’s return to Boston

We’re going to the NBA Finals now, cuz. #88 will be the best-selling basketball jersey in the Boston area, except for that of Tyrone Hughes. Chingy.

Two Boston companies bid to buy NHL

Wave money in front of peoples’ faces, and they’ll listen to anything.

Man dies 100 times in 12 hours

Sadly, it’s not even close to the record.

Mike Tyson turns money into kaka

He said it himself. Plus, he’s a singer now. Ugh.

“But, she isn’t even Amish!”