Four charged with slaying goat for crack cocaine
The plan was to trade the goat’s meat for crack. So what went wrong? Well, the goatslayers got greedy and wanted to get a quantity discount on the crack, so they mixed in several pounds of cat meat with the goat, but the dealer didn’t appreciate them cutting the product like that, so he had them arrested on animal cruelty charges.
Oh, the hijinks.
Man dies when hood caught in MBTA escalator
Korean whiskey strikes again.
Teacher pushed through plate glass window
Let this be a lesson to educators around the nation and globe. Unless you’re a kindergarten teacher, never ever try to break up a fight, because that will immediately cause the fighters to unite against you and do something like… throw you through some glass. Nothing brings kids together like the common hate for teachers. Just don’t go there.
Calif. Lawmakers Consider Mileage Tax
This should’ve been the subject of a Captain Planet episode. The Eastern Bloc chick was pretty hot, but the awkward relationship between that South American kid and the Green Mullet was too sketchy to ignore.
Dude, if I could have a penny for each time Korean whiskey has almost killed me, I would have 5 or 6 cents easy.
Comment by sanchez — March 2, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
I once poured Korean whiskey into a cat’s water dish, and she drunkenly slashed my thighs in the middle of the night and poured the whiskey into my wounds, which is why I can’t walk to this very day.
Comment by chris — March 2, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
I say if you’re an animal, and you’re still too stupid to get the heck out of Connellsville, you deserve whatever comes your way!
Comment by Lt. Dangle — March 3, 2005 @ 1:51 pm