Broke as hell? Living off of rice and Pasta-Roni? Listen to the Vanilla Ice classic, “Havin’ a Roni” while you cook them.

Toro Magazine’s article about how hot Emily Haines is. Seriously, that’s about all it talks about. Pretty lame, but at least it provides us a new picture of her.

Defamer’s post about the hacked Fred Durst sex video, which is horribly NSFW, but can be found on Gawker.

Also, Defamer captures Keanu barfing out of a car. Excellent.

Too lazy to go to New York? Go see the The Somerville Gates instead.

Federer and Agassi one-up Tiger and play a match on the helipad of that crazy Dubai hotel. Great pics. I call foot fault on Federer.

You look like you need to take a quiz. Find out which Family Guy character you are here.

For some reason, this chick recorded a home-made rap song, “Pez”, which is as equally as beautiful as it is awful.
House house bitch 4 life!

Bizarre baby born with extra body parts dies

The article is full of great phrases like “look similar to an alien to poor parents”. And it attempts to describe what the child looked like, but failed to provide a graphic.

So in order to grasp how the tot appeared, here is an official artist’s rendering:

Hunter Thompson shot himself while on the phone

Let this be a lesson to all you women out there. If you’re married to a psychotic Kentuckian, do not nag him over the phone. Damn, we’re gonna miss him.

Temple suspends coach for rest of season

The worst coach in college basketball just got worse. That moron Chaney sent some thug out on the court to teach the St. Joe’s guys a lesson for their dirty picks, and the thug broke a dude’s arm.

Nice. Real nice.

And the thug fouled out in 4 minutes. That’s not easy, ya know.

Court: Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft

Finally.

“I told you Van Halen wasn’t playing here tonight.”