Author Hunter S. Thompson kills himself

After regaining his title of Craziest Person in America following O.D.B’s death, Hunter S. Thompson now passes the torch to a far less-capable psycho, Courtney Love. HST was one of the most important writers of the 20th century, and most importantly, a Kentuckian. R.I.P., fo sho.

Egyptian Doctors Remove Baby’s Second Head

I first saw this picture on Saturday morning, and it’s been bothering me ever since. Really gives disturbing new meaning to the phrase, “1.5 children”.

Experts: Quake prediction proving impossible

I think we all sorta knew this, and didn’t want to be officially told. These guys make weathermen look like rocket scientists. And, I always love it when they show 30 disagreeing computer models for the weather. I saw a coupon in the paper for a degree in meteorology from an online university, I might as well get my own.

Paris Hilton’s cell phone contents exposed on web

Now I have proof to the world that my name was in her contact list. Suckaz. I’m “Diva”.

Looks like Bowwow’s email address is boywonder@tmail.com. Drop him a line.