| #1 - King Kong The undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. He was the first, he was the biggest. What, is someone going to write a screenplay about a million-foot-tall monkey? Not bloody likely. Or should I? Clearly, no ape could ever embody the destructive spirit of the gigantic monkey so beautifully. The phrase “jungle fever” was actually a reference to the relationship K-deuce had with his co-star, Fay Wray. |
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| #2 - Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Owner of the best sportjacket in Ape York, Dr. Zaius had a keen sense of style, despite living on a planet of monkeys that rarely had fashion shows. |
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| #3 - Furious George
Possibly the worst monkey knife fighter in history. However, after suffering a great loss, 80% of Smithers’ skin was sewn onto the chimp, making F-George a leader in the medical field. Please donate to the Monkey Skin Foundation today. |
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| #4 - Curious George Possibly the best monkey knife fighter in history. On top of that, he pioneered gay monkey rights in America, making it acceptable for a big fruity pedophile to live with a monkey without scrutiny. |
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| #5 - Igoo Star of the show Herculoids, he could turn into a rock and protect the chick with ease. Why didn’t they ever hook up though? I can’t believe the series ended before they did. There was once a rumor of there being a home video of them getting it on, but I’ve never seen proof. |
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what about grape ape! grape ape!
Comment by grape ape! — February 20, 2005 @ 9:06 pm
…want to see my favorite monkey?!
Comment by John — March 13, 2005 @ 1:21 pm