This is pretty ridiculous. If that was me, I’d be trying to hit the helicopter taking the pictures. Tiger Teeing Off Up High In Dubai

Guaranteed great memories from X-Entertainment’s archive of 80’s commercials

Logoserver: home of every single sports logo you could ever want. You’ll spend hours, if not months, looking at it.

Never fear, there’s yet another Arcade Fire video online.

Myspace Fans of Pabst Blue Ribbon are hardcore.

Sports Illustrated’s 2005 Swimsuit Feature features Mallory from the Real World, four sports chicks, the gal who got swept up in the tsunami, and the rest of your fantasies all in one convenient location. Good gawd, y’all.

“Official website of Presidents’ Day Weekend”

Warner Bros. Gives Bugs Bunny Futuristic Makeover

In a desperate attempt to keep kids interested in cartoons, the WB has taken their only marketable brand, Looney Tunes, and turned it into a flaming pile of garbage.

Once one of the world’s most recognizeable images, Bugs Bunny, has fallen victim to Colgate marketing grads, making this the fourth major cartoon Colgate alums have ruined. Warner Bros. will undoubtedly be bankrupt by December.

Monkeys Control Robotic Arm With Brain

Forget the redesigned Looney Tunes, this is the true image of the future. Let us hail our new overlords, that we may serve them with perfect dedication.

Fire in Abandoned Building Leaves Homeless People Even More Homeless

It’s sad when a hobo shelter burns down, but it’s typically the hobo’s fault. Between passing out with their crackpipes still burning or having a trashcan inferno rage out of control, hobos are essentially prehistoric in their inability to understand the power of fire. Next time you see a homeless person, tell them to “Go back to 10,000 B.C.” and see what happens.

Investigators find fetuses at apartment complex

They also found three-month-old milk in the fridge. Gross!