Rape victim identifies suspect by his bad breath
Looks like Sweet ‘n’ Sour finally got busted. After eight Singhas and a bucket of chop suey, Sweet ‘n’ Sour staggered into the kitchen of his Chinese restaurant, tossed a gag on the gal and did the dirty deed.
I’m pretty sure this qualifies as on-the-job sexual harassment.
Police search for missing BU student
Did anyone check the train tracks? It seems like that’s where the corpses are piling up. Err, I mean, there’s still hope for this kid… What? Too soon?
Alanis Morissette Becomes U.S. Citizen
Sadly, off the top of my head, I can think of about 30 Canadians I’d rather have as American citizens than her. And I don’t even like Canadians that much. Except for Emily Haines.
Actually, 30 Emily Haines clones are the only Canadians I’d allow. And maybe that dude with the captain’s jacket. But he could be Albanian.
NBA Bans Alcohol Sales During 4th Quarter
Now there’s 25% fewer reasons to go to an NBA game, bringing the grand total to none.
Chautala attacks EC as ‘tool of Cong’
That sounds like a compliment to me.
Didn’t you have that one “Sweet-n-Sour” article with the same picture of that creepy asian guy a couple months ago??
Comment by Connie — February 17, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
yeah, and if you click Sweet ‘n’ Sour’s name, it’ll magically take you there.
Comment by chris — February 17, 2005 @ 3:02 pm