Plummer has been living in John Elway’s garage for nearly a year and a half now. Most of Denver, including Fuhrer Shanahan, is convinced that somehow this will translate to better quarterbacking by Jake. What they don’t know is that Jake has been frequently been found naked the 7th green of the Cherry Hills Village Golf Course around 3am shaking violently in the fetal postition, screaming, “DON’T THROW THAT PASS JAKE! DON’T THROW THAT PASS JAKE!”
Then again, what are the Broncos gonna do, pick up Drew Bledsoe?
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