“Official website of Paris Hilton’s 24th Birthday”

Queen Elizabeth II’s official statement regarding Prince Chuck’s marriage plans. She’s so happy for him.

Piling more fake crap on the Da Vinci Code: the invisible cat theory of the Last Supper

Classic Superbowl commercials. Ah, memories.

What’s Cousin Oliver up to these days? Check out his webpage

Need money fast? Steal an animator’s job and work for the Simpsons drawing Lisa

Stitch ‘n’ Bitch Nation: the Bible on being a hip, modern knitter.

Name the FleetCenter anything you want for a day

What would you name it? My Top 5:

5. The Wang Chung Center
4. East Coast Goat Emporium
3. A-Rod has AIDS Arena
2. Roman Polanski’s House
1. C4’s Monkey-style Porn Palace

Frozen chickens bomb Australian homes

It’s a classic chicken-or-the-egg story. Some eyewitnesses say that the perps hurled eggs at the houses before bombing them with frozen chickens. But other accounts say the chickenbombs came first and were followed by massive eggings. Who knows.

Newton, MA resident actually appreciates something

Most of the time, Newtonians like to bitch about stuff, but this guy appreciated the snow removal during the blizzard. He named Commissioner Rooney in the thank-you note, a clear signal that military-style management still has a place in modern society.

Police say man signaled turns during chase

Maybe he wasn’t trying to escape them as much as get back to his house quickly and ignite several tons of explosives, and blow up half of Montana in protest of the lumber trade before he goes to jail for something else? Hard to say.