Hobo freezes to death after seeking shelter in ice factory
It’s not like an abandoned fireplace factory sounds any better, but there has to be a smarter option for a good night’s rest than an abandoned ice factory. In a recent survey, 5,620 hobos ranked their favorite places to crash for a night:
1. Unlocked Budget moving vans
2. Under cars
3. The alley behind our house
4. Premium-quality dumpsters
5. In the sewer with Britney Spears
MBTA train hits, kills two on tracks in Boston’s Allston section
Any guesses as to what they were doing on the tracks behind a stadium, nowhere near a T stop? I say…… blowing squirrels up with fireworks.
Teacher charged with having sex with student, 13
The upcoming made-for-tv movie, “Two D’s and an F” will star Erika Eleniak as the teacher and Mark Wahlberg as the student. Check your local listings.
Man has no idea how a nail got stuck in his neck
This actually happened to me a couple years back because of a stupid dare.
My friend Eddie and I were at a party. He dared me to swallow a nail, then he would punch me in the stomach, which would cause me to shoot the nail out of my mouth and at a target on a fence. The nail is stuck in the wall of my pancreas to this day, mostly because of that punch.
Teammate: McNabb was sick at end of Super Bowl
Who gives a crap? How lame.
