Kristin Davis to star in ABC’s “Soccer Moms”
Let me guess, she’ll be the “dweeb” on the show. She just finished her work on “The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D”, a blockbuster sure to be the most popular movie in Croatia in 2005.
Britney takes on insurance industry
Like a modern-day Erin Brockovich, Britney Spears has uncovered vast fraud and power abuses among several of America’s largest insurance firms. She will present her case before the Supreme Court in a series of hearings expected to shake the industry at its foundation.
Psych. She’s actually just trying to get $10 million for her busted knee.
Straight cash, homey.
Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win
I vote that he gets an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards this year.
NASA wants to kill Hubble, send peeps to Mars
Somehow, it’s going to cost them $75 million to dump the thing into the ocean. Hopefully there will be another contest where if they hit a target, we all get a free bag of chips or something. Seems like for $75 million of taxpayer money, those morons at NASA could do us a favor and figure out how to land it in the right spot.
