Could snowflakes be any cooler?
Send a message to the governor of Pennsylvania. Tell him how much the Steelers and Eagles suck.
Junior Boys will play the Middle East on May 4th. The top 500 hottest, sexiest people in the Boston area will be at the show. Guaranteed.

Some of the best fake moustaches and beards I’ve ever come across. One for every occasion.
Think Coachella’s lineup sucks? Look at Big (waste of a) Day Out
Tired of all the crap on eBay? Get your paws on some classy Mormon junk
Yahoo! on the Wayback Machine. Check out the 1996 pages. Shoulda known they’d be worth trillions.

