Daily Archives: February 8, 2005

2005 U.S. Indie Festival Update

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Noisepop – San Francisco, CA – February 22-27
What it is: Cali-lax rock jam session
Who’s there: The Walkmen, Hot Hot Heat, Polyphonic Spree
Would I attend? If Field Day would’ve failed a little earlier.

South by Southwest – Austin, TX – March 16-20
What it is: Industry orgy
Who’s there: 50,000 of your favorite bands
Would I attend? No, but I should

Coachella – Palm Springs, CA – April 30-May 1
What it is: Trendy spectacularium
Who’s there: Coldplay, NIN, Weezer, New Order, Bauhaus, Prodigy
Would I attend? No, this lineup is passionless

Sasquatch – The Gorge, WA – May 28
What it is: Low-key all-star game
Who’s there: Kanye, Wilco, Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Menomena
Would I attend? Yeah, if I wasn’t already flying somewhere else

party on, billparty on, ted

Wakarusa – Lawrence, KS – June 17-19
What it is: Countrified acoustic rock
Who’s there: Neko Case, Calexico, No. Miss. Allstars, Samples
Would I attend? No, I don’t own any overalls

Bonnaroo – Manchester, TN – June 10-12
What it is: Nu-Woodstock
Who’s there: “Dave”, Black Crowes, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse
Would I attend? Yes, but my kidneys wouldn’t

Field Day – Red Hook, NY – July 16,17
What it is: Blue-collar Coachella
Who’s there: Who knows? Last year had Radiohead
Would I attend? Hell yes, my life depends on it

Update: It’s a no go

Intonation – Chicago, IL – July 16-17
What it is: Pitchfork’s summer fun
Who’s there: BSS, DFA 1979, AC Newman, The Go! Team
Would I attend? If it was closer – for BSS/The Go! Team alone.

Lollapalooza – Chicago, IL – July 23-24
What it is: Unfulfilling, non-touring Chicago crapfest
Who’s there: Pixies, Weezer, Dinosaur Jr.
Would I attend? Bah!

Austin City Limits – Austin, TX – Sept. 23-25
What it is: Rawkin’ end-of-season party
Who’s there: Coldplay, Oasis, Franz, Doves, etc…
Would I attend? Stronnnnnnngly considering it

Voodoo – New Orleans, LA – Oct. 29-30
What it is: Creepy, sketchy indie bonanza
Who’s there: Flaming Lips, LCD Soundsystem, NIN, DFA 1979
Would I attend? If we don’t go to Austin, we’ll go here

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Could snowflakes be any cooler?

Send a message to the governor of Pennsylvania. Tell him how much the Steelers and Eagles suck.

Junior Boys will play the Middle East on May 4th. The top 500 hottest, sexiest people in the Boston area will be at the show. Guaranteed.

Infiltrate an Amish farm with this!Some of the best fake moustaches and beards I’ve ever come across. One for every occasion.

Think Coachella’s lineup sucks? Look at Big (waste of a) Day Out

Tired of all the crap on eBay? Get your paws on some classy Mormon junk

Yahoo! on the Wayback Machine. Check out the 1996 pages. Shoulda known they’d be worth trillions.

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“America’s #1 Evangelical Website”

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Kristin Davis to star in ABC’s “Soccer Moms”

Let me guess, she’ll be the “dweeb” on the show. She just finished her work on “The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D”, a blockbuster sure to be the most popular movie in Croatia in 2005.

Britney takes on insurance industry
Britney Brockovich
Like a modern-day Erin Brockovich, Britney Spears has uncovered vast fraud and power abuses among several of America’s largest insurance firms. She will present her case before the Supreme Court in a series of hearings expected to shake the industry at its foundation.

Psych. She’s actually just trying to get $10 million for her busted knee.

Straight cash, homey.

Welsh rugby fan cuts off testicles after win

I vote that he gets an honorable mention for the Darwin Awards this year.

NASA wants to kill Hubble, send peeps to Mars

Somehow, it’s going to cost them $75 million to dump the thing into the ocean. Hopefully there will be another contest where if they hit a target, we all get a free bag of chips or something. Seems like for $75 million of taxpayer money, those morons at NASA could do us a favor and figure out how to land it in the right spot.

Are we there yet?

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