Wife accused of giving man lethal sherry enema
Due to throat problems, the only way homeboy could get drunk is if someone gave him a wine enema.
It seems that if having liters of sherry poured in your winehole was your only option, you might consider trying other drugs instead.
Being a coke addict is far more respectable than being a rectoholic. And you probably won’t die in such embarassing positions.
Ex-chief convicted of paddling teen boys
The parents of Fowler Township, Ohio approved the paddling program, making them officially the worst parents in America. Except for that woman who drowned all of her kids. That was pretty bad, too.
Fear rabbi gave tots herpes through circumcision
I’ve always said I’m not a big fan of oral circumcision methods, and now you know why.
Men Ticketed For Pot After Picking Up Injured Mountain Lion
You’d have to be ridiculously high to even consider picking up a mountain lion out of the road. Deer scene from Tommy Boy, anyone?
