Lameass Cameron Crazies get tricked

Some Maryland fans tricked the Duke idiots into chanting the name of an old Duke coach, Myron Piggie (yes that’s his name), who was convicted of dealing crack and bribing players like Corey Maggette.

Leave it to Duke fans to be oblivious to this fact or any history beyond the last 15 seconds of the game they’re watching. Worst fans in sports by far.

Hamilton College cancels CU prof’s appearance amid death threat; likened 9/11 victims to Nazis

The Univ. of Colorado professor, Ward Churchill, was making a point that the 9/11 terrorists were retaliating against the United States for attacks in Iraq in the 90’s. Somewhere along the line, though, he implied the innocent victims in the Twin Towers weren’t so innocent, to the point of calling them “little Eichmanns”.

Hopefully this complete lack of tact, a trait of Coloradoans, will cost him his profession, and everyone from the Univ. of Colorado will be banned from ever speaking out loud again.

More: Hamilton President’s explanation / Cancellation memo / Alumni and public response

McDonalds employee put glass in cop’s burger

The cop later went back to the store and thanked the drive-thru attendee for replacing his Big Mac burger patty with shards of glass, saying it was “the best-tasting Mickey D’s I’ve ever had. So good.”

Fla. attorney general mugged by hired prostitutes

Any self-respecting attorney general would know that if you’re going to hire more than one prostitute at a time, you’d better pack some heat or bring a friend along. What were you thinkin, dogg??

Man arrested for Super Bowl bomb threat

Strangely, the man’s devious plot called for blowing up Eagles fans only. And the Jacked Ref.