How many people would be willing to lick a catfish that weren’t already hallucinating?
The only measurable effect that one gets from licking catfish slime is the loneliness they feel after spending six months in a hospital after contracting thousands of bacterial infections. Cyyyycliiiicaaal!
First goat found with mad-cow disease
If our goat meat supply gets tainted, we could have a disaster of epic proportions on our hands in West Virginia. And we promised we wouldn’t let something like this happen again.
Audit: $9 Billion Unaccounted for in Iraq
This comes as no surprise. Did anyone check Dubya’s bank account? I’m not sure, but it also may have something to do with that $8,000,000,000 bill Paul Bremer racked up at Gams, Baghdad’s hottest strip club.
Nebraska Supreme Court: Sex with dogs still illegal
I know, I was surprised, too.
Mmmmm… goat taint…ahrrrhhhaa.
Comment by Lt. Dangle — January 31, 2005 @ 5:18 pm
Good thing my rabbit supply is still high.
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