Global warming ‘twice as bad as previously thought’
By the year 2009, Kentucky will have beachfront property, Manhattan won’t exist, and most of us will live on the moon. So they say.
Massive cow manure mound burns for third month
The other day I was asking myself what Nebraska is famous for these days:
-Football? No, they suck now.
-Vicious gay murders? No, that was Wyoming.
-2000-ton flaming piles of sh!t? Bingo.
Gitmo Soldier Details Sexual Tactics
One of maledom’s biggest fantasies is to have a sexy female interrogator get “info” out of them. But:
“…smearing a Saudi man’s face with fake menstrual blood.” ????
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. I think I’ll pass.
Strom Thurmond’s Secret Daughter Speaks Out
“I’m glad he’s dead,” she said. No wait, that was me.
Nicorette, NASCAR sign sponsorship deal
I contend that being a NASCAR fan will take more years off your life than smoking. Nicorette can’t save you from substandard housing, intrafamilial relations, and talking like there’s a squirrel lodged in your throat. Or can it?
Care to buy some beach front property REAL cheap then?
Comment by John — January 30, 2005 @ 4:58 pm