36 U.S. Troops Die in Iraq in Their Bloodiest Day
This would be just like Blackhawk Down if there were 25 more people in the helicopter, we were actually defending someone, and Josh Hartnett wasn’t in bed with another dude back in Hollywood.
Getting kicked in the jewels at police headquarters is worth $2,500? Crap, I wish I had known that. I settled for $25 and bag of potato chips. But I hadn’t eaten all day.
‘Only one Jew’ now in Afghanistan
Other notable scarcities in Afghanistan include:
-12 doctors (1,523 in 2003)
-37 working toilets (38 in 2003)
-78,000 opium farmers (542,750 in 2003)
-0 capable politicians (0 in 2003)
TO’s doctor won’t clear him to play in Super Bowl
I have a bad feeling that Eagles team “doctors” will shoot TO up before the Super Bowl with a ton of morphine and other opiates so that he won’t even know he has legs. Then he’ll run all kinds of plays throughout the game, ultimately causing life-threatening fractures and bleeding, but he’ll snag 4 catches for 37 yards and bring the Eagles dangerously close to beating the spread.
