‘Catwoman’ leads Razzie nominations
Somehow a few years ago, Halle Berry swept us off our feet in Monster’s Ball, becoming the first actress in history to win the Academy Award for Best Actress for simply taking her shirt off.
The formula has earned Berry much success, so I’m assuming from the fact that everyone hates Catwoman means that she didn’t take her shirt off in it.
If Julie Newmar was still alive, she would have done the entire movie topless.
‘The Aviator’ leads Academy Award nominations
When he wins, Leonardo Da Crappy Ho will officially become our generation’s biggest movie star, making me the loser of a bet with him that stipulates that if he achieves such status, I would stop lighting his front yard on fire. There go my Wednesdays.
Russian Lawmakers Target Jewish Groups
I’ve been saying that Russian politicians act like Nazis, but I didn’t know it was because they are.
Bad driving ‘linked to hormones’
And since men don’t have hormones, looks like we’re off the hook. Thank you, Darwin.
1-in-6 internet users can tell search results from ads
God, you’re dumb.
