The word “fudge” serves pretty much just two major purposes in our lives: to describe a type of chocolate and to mask profanity. But little did we realize the word represents so much more wonderful crap:

Carl Fudge the artist. His art is pretty cool except it’s just some simple picture with some simple Photoshop editing. This particular one looks like Voltron. Voltron was so sweet, I can’t believe a cartoon in the 1980’s got away with showing so much nudity.

Fudge Hair Care Products. Includes: Erekt, Skrewd, Root Juice, and Oomf Booster. Huh?

Edward Fudge Ministries. This guy preaches that every month, you should burn all of your “loose possesions” in a bonfire to rid your soul of pride. I kind of agree.

Alan Fudge’s actor bio. He was in just about every single great 1980’s TV show, including Highway to Heaven, L.A. Law, and Cagney & Lacey. His resume reads like a minute-by-minute breakdown of my childhood. I feel so sick.

Fudge Family’s website. Get access to the potentially dangerous amount of information about all four Fudge kids. Some of Jessie’s favorite hobbies are “watching Nick” and “netball”. Hott!

“Did you remember to stock up on PBR before the blizzard?”

‘Catwoman’ leads Razzie nominations

Somehow a few years ago, Halle Berry swept us off our feet in Monster’s Ball, becoming the first actress in history to win the Academy Award for Best Actress for simply taking her shirt off.

The formula has earned Berry much success, so I’m assuming from the fact that everyone hates Catwoman means that she didn’t take her shirt off in it.

If Julie Newmar was still alive, she would have done the entire movie topless.

‘The Aviator’ leads Academy Award nominations

When he wins, Leonardo Da Crappy Ho will officially become our generation’s biggest movie star, making me the loser of a bet with him that stipulates that if he achieves such status, I would stop lighting his front yard on fire. There go my Wednesdays.

Russian Lawmakers Target Jewish Groups

I’ve been saying that Russian politicians act like Nazis, but I didn’t know it was because they are.

Bad driving ‘linked to hormones’

And since men don’t have hormones, looks like we’re off the hook. Thank you, Darwin.

1-in-6 internet users can tell search results from ads

God, you’re dumb.