Raleigh, NC freaks out about 1″ of snow
Raleigh has a history of freaking out about little things:
1824: President Andrew Jackson describes Raleigh as “boring”. Over 1,000 residents march to Washington in protest.
1907: President Teddy Roosevelt says Raleigh is “desolate”. Over 5,000 residents march to Washington in protest.
1995: President Bill Clinton calls Raleigh a “%#@&ing $#!%hole”. Over 50,000 residents march to Washington in protest, but turn back around Richmond after realizing he was right.
Scientist wastes 18 years of his life on space project
Don’t they all?
Alcohol-free beer ’stops cancer’
The only animals that actually drink alcohol-free beer are lab rats. But who are we to judge?
Hamilton College devises new BS funding campaign
Now the scumbags want $175 million of my money to improve the campus. Call it sad, but I think a snotty school like Ham-tech should be able to maintain its grounds from the hundreds of millions they hit us up for a couple years ago. Can we get an auditor up in here?
Your mockery of Raleigh saddens me. Sigh.
Comment by megan — January 21, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
honestly, i could’ve picked any city in north carolina. raleigh was just asking for it today
Comment by chris — January 21, 2005 @ 4:18 pm
I am saddened by your mockery of scientists!
Comment by Lt. Dangle — January 21, 2005 @ 4:34 pm
Guess its just a sad day at SB
Comment by Lt. Dangle — January 21, 2005 @ 4:35 pm
instead of being saddened by my mockeries of your respective communities, i say be gladdened by our bond of mockery towards non-alcoholic beer drinkers.
wa-hey!
Comment by chris — January 21, 2005 @ 4:41 pm
http://www.hamilton.edu/excelsior/priorities.html
define unrestricted giving
Comment by patthewhack — January 23, 2005 @ 7:09 pm