Woman Gives Birth to Ridiculously Huge Baby
What is it like giving birth to a 16.7 lb. baby?
Like having a Thanksgiving turkey in your belly flailing around and screaming. The only difference is that you can’t eat a baby. Got that, Frenchie?
Parachutist goes into labor in mid-air
It would be cool if the woman had the baby while falling, then tossed the baby away, landed, and then set up a trampoline for the baby to land on. Boing.
All-Mom Bands Rock the House and Cradle
This may be the most horrifying news headline I’ve ever read. Does… not… compute…
Inventor develops machine with x-ray vision
Yes, it can see through walls. Please stop that.
