Pats destroy Colts; other games happen
Dude, we knew the Colts were a joke. We’ve all been waiting on this Pittsburgh rematch. Don’t let the fact that the asswipe Jets couldn’t beat them deter you. Matchups are everything. Our key is Corey Dillon. Theirs is Chidi Iwuoma.
Kobe will miss at least 2 weeks, according to doctors who say the rehab process has gone “horribly slow”. One team doctor said that Kobe’s ankle should even be healthy enough right now to play on but that Kobe “doesn’t wanna”
Most embarassing shooting of the weekend:
Miami cops shoot former NFL-er Barret Robbins in the heart in a womens’ bathroom
In the most Germanic move of the NFL off-season so far, Fassel, Neuheisel join Ravens’ staff. According to head coach Brian Billick, “Alles geht entsprechend Plan. Wir gliedern Delaware im Früjahr ein.” Scheisse!
49ers hire Mike Nolan as head coach.
Since they were stupid enough to let Jim Mora Jr. go, they went out and hired his clone.
After starting the season 31-4, the Phoenix Suns lose four straight. They’re now on pace to finish the season 31-51.
