Rain/Snow/Wind - hi 63°F - lo 23°F - WTF?
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
-Sunshine Project (turns enemy soldiers gay)
-Armies of enraged wasps and angry rats
-Unlimited calvaries of cloned sheep
The following are articles of the policy:
Article XI, Sec. B
At minimum, 300 urine test results must be tampered with by the Union.
Article XXIV, Sec. F
Any or all deaths resulting from steroids must be ruled sleep apnea deaths.
Article XXXIII, Sec. H
Juice all balls, cork all bats, and move all fences in.
Tom Boswell - ESPN - John Shea
