Things you didn’t know about Hong Kong and Chinese cinema:
Dirty Ho (1979) is apparently considered by many to be the all-time great Chinese martial arts/warrior/robin hood-style movie of the 20th century?
It’s a predecessor of the styles used in such bastardized movies as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, any non-Mel Gibson Jet Li movie, and even Kill Bill Vol. 2. Who cares?
Its unintentional slang was way ahead of its time. Classic kungfusploitation.
ESPN should color-code their BottomLine. My dad and I are sick and tired of seeing scores like:
16 Georgia 76 Kentucky 83
with a barely-visible NCAAW in the corner, so we only focus on the score and assume it’s a men’s game instinctively.
In order to fix that, and enable us to tell when to only watch for scores we care about, there is our:
Proposed color system
NFL Football
MLB Baseball
NBA Basketball
NHL Hockey
NCAA Men’s Basketball
NCAA Women’s Basketball
ATP Tennis
Soccer
PGA Golf
Want horribly-detailed death and agony?
Tune into:
National Geographic Channel
Air Emergency
Thursdays @ 8PM ET
It shows plane crashes and hijackings in disgusting detail so make sure you don’t mind being haunted by it every time you fly from now on. Better than FOX’s When Good Planes Go Bad
