Things you didn’t know about Hong Kong and Chinese cinema:

Dirty Ho (1979) is apparently considered by many to be the all-time great Chinese martial arts/warrior/robin hood-style movie of the 20th century?

It’s a predecessor of the styles used in such bastardized movies as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, any non-Mel Gibson Jet Li movie, and even Kill Bill Vol. 2. Who cares?

Its unintentional slang was way ahead of its time. Classic kungfusploitation.

16 Georgia 76 Kentucky 83

with a barely-visible _NCAAW in the corner, so we only focus on the score and assume it’s a men’s game instinctively.

In order to fix that, and enable us to tell when to only watch for scores we care about, there is our:

Proposed color system
NFL Football
MLB Baseball
NBA Basketball
NHL Hockey
NCAA Men’s Basketball
NCAA Women’s Basketball
ATP Tennis
Soccer
PGA Golf

Tune into:

National Geographic Channel
Air Emergency
Thursdays @ 8PM ET

It shows plane crashes and hijackings in disgusting detail so make sure you don’t mind being haunted by it every time you fly from now on. Better than FOX’s When Good Planes Go Bad

“Colts/Pats game party at our place”

Rain/Snow/Wind - hi 63°F - lo 23°F - WTF?
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

-Sunshine Project (turns enemy soldiers gay)
-Armies of enraged wasps and angry rats
-Unlimited calvaries of cloned sheep

MLB steroid policy outlined

The following are articles of the policy:

Article XI, Sec. B
At minimum, 300 urine test results must be tampered with by the Union.

Article XXIV, Sec. F
Any or all deaths resulting from steroids must be ruled sleep apnea deaths.

Article XXXIII, Sec. H
Juice all balls, cork all bats, and move all fences in.

Tom Boswell - ESPN - John Shea