January 13, 2005

Thursday permalink

Prince Harry Offends with Nazi Gaffe

Sehr schlechtMy theory that the current British royalty is actually a bunch of escaped Nazis is getting stronger by the second.

NYSE Fines Morgan Stanley $19 Million

The previous largest fine against a firm was $2.5 million. The thieves at Morgan Stanley were cited for “failure to deliver prospectuses to 156,000 accounts, provide accurate trading reports to the exchange and insufficient oversight of daily market activities”, aka failure to do anything right.

Clint Eastwood to Michael Moore: “Show up at my front door with a camera - I’ll kill you.”

If he kills him on camera, he’ll go to jail. That’s not smart. Not smart at all.

U.S. Diet Guide Puts Emphasis on Weight Loss

I feel significantly dumber for reading this article.

Marley’s Wife Plans to Exhume Remains

Marley’s badly-decomposed body will be shipped off to Ethiopia.

Ete Edndenesh Gedawo!

News — Posted by: chris @ 12:09 pm


1 Comment »

  1. Jambo too!


    Comment by R4 — January 13, 2005 @ 12:36 pm

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