“Verne Troyer rules”
January 13, 2005
Feedbag.002 
They won’t learn how to host Sportscenter or hit on white ladies, but you should still send your kids to Stuart Scott Public School
Ethioview.com for all of your Ethiopian needs.
Pitchfork’s back in business. The jury’s still out about if I like the new design. The old one definitely had its charm.
Want to protest Bush’s inauguration like the rest of us? Don’t spend a dime.
Taco John’s vs. Taco Tico vs. Taco Bell vs. Taco Bueno vs. Taco Mayo vs. Taco Time vs. King Taco vs. Taco Bill vs. Del Taco vs. Taco Del Mar vs. Mighty Taco vs. Taco Cabana
Ugh, that’s just for starters.
Doves @ Coachella. There may still be hope…
Thursday
Prince Harry Offends with Nazi Gaffe
My theory that the current British royalty is actually a bunch of escaped Nazis is getting stronger by the second.
NYSE Fines Morgan Stanley $19 Million
The previous largest fine against a firm was $2.5 million. The thieves at Morgan Stanley were cited for “failure to deliver prospectuses to 156,000 accounts, provide accurate trading reports to the exchange and insufficient oversight of daily market activities”, aka failure to do anything right.
Clint Eastwood to Michael Moore: “Show up at my front door with a camera - I’ll kill you.”
If he kills him on camera, he’ll go to jail. That’s not smart. Not smart at all.
U.S. Diet Guide Puts Emphasis on Weight Loss
I feel significantly dumber for reading this article.
Marley’s Wife Plans to Exhume Remains
Marley’s badly-decomposed body will be shipped off to Ethiopia.
Ete Edndenesh Gedawo!
