Mass. boy, 12, charged in toddler’s rape, death
I swear, despite living in Kentucky and Oklahoma, I have never seen anything quite like this. I once thought Massachusetts was immune to toddler rape-murders, but boy was I wrong.
Besides, three-year-olds should stop dressing so sexy. They’re just asking for it.
Babies rapin’ babies.
Woman tore off ex-lover’s testicle
What’s up with British women?? Geez.
WMD searchers give up in Iraq
Why hasn’t anyone gotten impeached or fired for all of this BS?
Grandmother mistakes superglue for eye drops
Hilarious visual imagery, anyone?
Icebergs to collide in Antarctica
An island iceberg about the size of Long Island fell off of Antarctica and now it’s going to crash back into it. The prices for icecubes on the world market should fall dramatically after this.
Lack of Dwarf Actors Stalls Filming of Dr. Who
They need little blue aliens to make the show. All of the good dwarf actors are already taken by productions of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory and Harry Potter. If you are a dwarf actor, or know a dwarf actor, please contact the Dr. Who studio and arrange an interview immediately.
Are you blind? Get a seeing-eye horse
