White House memo: Convince public of heading for Social Security iceberg
Just when you thought it was safe to trust your government, er, nevermind. Well, more like: the Bush administration is at it again.
Public manipulation has been the whim of the White House for centuries, especially regarding terrorism, Iraq, tax cuts, stolen elections, and scraped faces from falling when we all know it was from getting beat up at a lesbian biker bar.
Aaron Carter escapes serious injury in fiery SUV/mattress accident
Another sign that God/Buddha/Allah hates pop music. A mattress flew off a truck and tried to kill former Michael Jackson plaything, Aaron Carter, by getting stuck under his car and setting it ablaze. If only the fire had spread from his gas tank to his vocal cords.
I thought all cops were fake.
Doug Mientkiewicz has final World Series out ball; Sox front office threatens to kill him for it
In a safe deposit box somewhere in Florida resides the ball that won it all. Sox 1B Dougie Meinwtpodnwwoncicz cherishes his souvenir as a “retirement fund” cash-in 20 years from now. But Larry Lucchino has other plans. “He won’t even reach retirement if he doesn’t give me, I mean us, the ball back. He’s hogging it,” Lucchino angrily said in a statement from the team on Friday. Look for a major legal battle to ensue or for Mietnsqinqerpwicz to be sent to the double-A affiliate in Siberia.
