@Saturday @ 4:00pm (FOX)	By far, the least interesting matchup in playoff history. Neither team has any stars worth caring about, and their team stats are horrible. At least we get it over with first. St. Louis by 3
@Saturday @ 8:30pm (CBS)	San Diego will kill the Jets at home with an energized team and crowd. They’ll probably send Curtis Martin to the locker room by halftime with a broken back and Alzheimer’s.San Diego by 10
@Sunday @ 1:00pm (CBS)	Does Denver stand a chance? You bet they don’t. Manning’s BS record has all been thanks to his little wussy dome and playground turf. He’s screwed when he gets to Foxboro. Indy by 50
@Sunday @ 4:00pm (FOX)	Man, I really don’t want to watch this game. They’ve already played to two GB wins, 34-31, this year. Thankfully, the Kansas/Kentucky game is on during this one.Green Bay by 3 (34-31)
@Sunday @ 4:30pm (CBS)	The Gayhawks will be without starting brickmaster Wayne Simien, so Kansas fans will surely bitch about that all the way until March. But we can always ignore them. After this, no one should ever call Kentucky “KU” again. Idiots.‘Cats by 7

And from last night: BU beats Hartford 73-22

Will Bloc Party actually put a dent in 2005?

Craphonso Thorpe could go anywhere from the 2nd to 4th round in the draft. He should go here.

Friday afternoon delight: Kournikova messing with her bikini (from drunkenstepfather)

Maps, Weather, and Airports for Chumba, China

40+ Bacardi 151 recipes for those times when you need to not know things.

As good as TV on the Radio’s album was this year, it doesn’t compare to TV on your cell phone

Cannot freaking wait for the *new* Pitchfork to drop on Monday

Jay-Z & Danger Mouse confirmed for Coachella?
I don’t know what to think. We’d all love to see H.O.V.A. and DJDM blow the roof off the place, but a) will it even be that good or b) does it mean that 10,000 Sean Carter fans show up? Oh well, they’re still better than Bright Eyes fans.

Some current members of blackplanet.com that are linking images off my site: Naenae_2_sexi, g-blaze, Ms_ShaSha52, Lil_Vick_05, magic_stick4eva

White House memo: Convince public of heading for Social Security iceberg

Just when you thought it was safe to trust your government, er, nevermind. Well, more like: the Bush administration is at it again.

Public manipulation has been the whim of the White House for centuries, especially regarding terrorism, Iraq, tax cuts, stolen elections, and scraped faces from falling when we all know it was from getting beat up at a lesbian biker bar.

Aaron Carter escapes serious injury in fiery SUV/mattress accident

Another sign that God/Buddha/Allah hates pop music. A mattress flew off a truck and tried to kill former Michael Jackson plaything, Aaron Carter, by getting stuck under his car and setting it ablaze. If only the fire had spread from his gas tank to his vocal cords.

Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop

I thought all cops were fake.

Doug Mientkiewicz has final World Series out ball; Sox front office threatens to kill him for it

In a safe deposit box somewhere in Florida resides the ball that won it all. Sox 1B Dougie Meinwtpodnwwoncicz cherishes his souvenir as a “retirement fund” cash-in 20 years from now. But Larry Lucchino has other plans. “He won’t even reach retirement if he doesn’t give me, I mean us, the ball back. He’s hogging it,” Lucchino angrily said in a statement from the team on Friday. Look for a major legal battle to ensue or for Mietnsqinqerpwicz to be sent to the double-A affiliate in Siberia.

“Leader of the PBR Movement”