Yankees, Ugly Randy agree to 2-year deal
Now that Randy Johnson is a member of the most hated team in Christendom, is it OK to publicly make fun of his disturbing face?
Either way, I suspect that if he ever had children, they would all have a hard time believing that he wasn’t the monster under their beds.
I predict that with a little Steinbrenner magik, we will hear the headline “Randy Johnson undergoes experimental plastic surgery” sometime this season.
The Smoking Gun’s Jacko trial detail
Latest: Boys detail lurid acts of alleged sexual abuse in sealed court, police, grand jury records
Students Arrested for Cyber Bullying
Only in Louisiana would the 3rd line of a news article start off, “You’re looking at…”
Anyway, once the 8-ballas started writing those poems about the Preps, it was full-scale call to arms for the 8-balla clan to rise up and conquer their snobby online oppressors.
Who knew it would escalate to such a killing spree?
Andrea Yates Murder Conviction Overturned
As with most legal proceedings in the United States, this decision was based on the show, Law & Order. Yates’ triple-murder trial was based on a particular episode that doesn’t even exist. And now she’s free to go home and drown the rest of her kids. Oh wait, all five are dead already. But that’s ok.
American may match Delta changes
Finally, the bloated airline industry can start to correct itself financially, instead of just folding because of crashes and explosions. And btw, I went on Delta’s new stupidly-named Simplifares site and found no bargains whatsoever.
