“Here’s what’s going on in your world tonight”
January 4, 2005
Tuesday 
Sandra Bullock Donates a Million to Tsunami Victims
Tax-deductible donations are one of Hollywood’s favorite ways of showing that they know the rest of us exist.
Also donated by Hollywood actors so far:
-A healthy donkey (Jeff Goldblum)
-400 lbs. of pot (Angie Harmon)
-”#@%$ ‘em” (Tim Allen)
-Velvet cadaver bags (CSI cast)
Follow-up: Man Charged With Aiming Laser at Aircraft
It turns out it wasn’t just a “laser” pointer pen, but a replica of the “laser” that Auric Goldfinger used to almost destroy James Bond’s package. It nearly destroyed two American Airlines pilots’ packages, which is a federal offense in some states.
Blog Readership Spiked in 2004
Everyone but mine. My readership actually downspiked. I had over 20,000 readers a day in 2003, and now I have approximately 2. I guess I shouldn’t have done that post that sent everyone a virus. So much porn was lost that day, I will never be forgiven.
Remember that MacGuyver episode where he builds a go-kart out of a trashcan, a wig, and some tampons? This is nothing like that.
