Qatar replaces child camel jockeys with robots
The president of the Qatar Childrens’ Camel Jockey union Local #3944 calls the move “cowardly”.
In 2004, twenty-seven children were killed in camel accidents, raising concerns for their safety in the sport.
The childrens’ union has demanded that children be allowed to race camels, no matter what the safety risk, because otherwise, most of them would be trapped in Temple of Doom-style slave prisons.
It appears that all 370 current child professional jockeys will be sent back to various prisons for the rest of their lives unless a courageous hero can collect some stones or something.
Rummy says Sept. 11 flight over Pennsylvania was ’shot down’
He admitted to shooting it down himself… maybe…
From the Extremely Sketchy files:
John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos desperate for new love
John Stamos’ 2005 New Year’s Resolutions:
-Bang the Olsen twins
-Call his mom using 1-800-COLLECT
-Hold a job for more than 2 paychecks
-Invent the bionic colon
UAE sees snow for first time ever
That’s pretty cool. I guess all that crap about greenhouse gases and ice caps was wrong.
Robby Moore was actually saved by John Stamos on New Year’s Day… After leaving an unnamed party, he jumped into the Charles and tried swimming home. That is when John Stamos, who was also in the Charles in a botched Suicide attempt, pulled him to shore…
Comment by Snackmaster3k — January 3, 2005 @ 10:51 am