Dikembe Mutombo Bitchslaps LeBron on 20th Bday

When BronBron called Deek’s mom a “woolly freak” because of her extensive body hair, Mutombo took matters into his own hands and proceeded to thrust those hands into Bronnie’s face. Mutombo has always been sensitive about his mother’s back hair, and has sent 43 players to the injured list over his 14-year career. When will they learn?

FBI probes laser beam directed at cockpit

This “laser” came from somewhere on the ground in a residential area and up into the cockpit of a plane. This is way better than that Simpsons episode where Bart gives Skinner crotchdot. Thankfully the pilot didn’t panic about his crotchdot and slam the jet into the ground. But he would’ve been justified.

Experts: Tsunami Kills Few Animals

Apparently animals are far more adaptive and intelligent than us. The animals were capable of fleeing their shantys and resorts and head fer the hills! instead of getting massively destroyed by the tsunamis. Ugh.

False Alarm of New Tsunamis Sparks Panic in Asia

India released a new nationwide tsunami alert, which was proved to be incorrect based upon a U.S. firm’s information. That is easily the most effed-up crap I’ve heard in a while.

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