“Law & Order” star Jerry Orbach dead at 69
Not to be left out in the popular trend of recent deaths, Ol’ Lennie kicked the bucket last night. Since his jacked-up prostate was kept under wraps, most deathpool standings remain unaffected.
TNT will surely feature a billion-episode Law & Order tribute to Lennie, seeing as he was the only character to exist longer than two seasons.
Dead Buddhist Monk Baffles Scientists
Apparently this guy has been dead since 1927, yet sits in the lotus position and doesn’t decay. Some scientists say it has to do with the Buddhist practice of removing one’s organs and bones and replacing them with a preservative petroleum jelly. It’s either that or he’s achieved nirvana.
Miami TV Psychic Dubs Self Rumpologist; Reads Bare Backsides On Air
I think that from now on, proctologists should just be called rumpologists. And also be medically trained to predict psychic phenomena by the breadth, shape, and birthmarks of one’s asscheeks.
He was drunk. So what? We all make mistakes.
