Bonewelding is a new company that offers bone fusion services. In case you ever break a bone and don’t want to spend the time in a lengthy, painful rehab, give these guys a call and they will solder your femur back together and you’ll be walking again in a matter of minutes.
Side effects of the procedure include: massive infection, obvious ineffectiveness, and cancer.
Watch yoself, ebola! There’s a new kid on the block.
The orange virus is a new bacterial killer that various terrorist groups have already begun using to blackmail third-world governments. So far, in Africa alone, 500,000 people have been killed by the deadly virus so that the Bamatu terrorist organization could get Gumbel 2 Gumbel back on the air.
This is a French company. Obviously not cool at all.
Would you EVER buy shoes that say “COOL” on the sides? Jeeeezus.
Where does “bio cotton” come from you ask? Processed eagle feathers, yo.
The touch, the feel, of screaming eagle babies.
Taste that? That’s the taste of eagle feather justice!
Comment by gnutz — December 29, 2004 @ 4:37 pm