Having the best-cooked beef tenderloin in Christmas history.
Getting diverted to Hartford instead of Boston, getting dumped off the plane with no transportation or hotel or anything late on a snowy night by Satan’s favorite airline, Song.
Getting the hottest shoes on the planet from Kenneth Cole Reaction and a fly belt to boot.
Enjoying much-anticipated QT with the rents and grandrents.
Eating ridiculously delicious goose at Cafe de France in Winter Park.
Using a Sonicare. You should throw away your 3-year-old toothbrush and get one. You know who you are.
Sweet sweet Sonicare… can Moskos use it to stir the punch on Friday?
Comment by Flozie — December 29, 2004 @ 10:52 am
Whatever it takes to get all of those roofies mixed in properly. I want to see bodies hit the floor.
Comment by chris — December 29, 2004 @ 11:05 am
Those sonicare things tickle my gums worse than a set of steady paws spoon feeding me a tasty treat from the sea.
Roofies help, though.
Comment by gnutz — December 29, 2004 @ 11:19 am
I read an article in the paper a while back about a helper monkey using an electric toothbrush on its master, and the monkey sneezed and jabbed the toothbrush through his neck.
Those things are so dangerous.
Comment by chris — December 29, 2004 @ 11:26 am
Erectile ring….
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