Photos Show Dubya Seriously Ill
I’ve been telling people all along that Dubya had a stroke and never fully recovered.
Stammering, forgetfulness and uncoordination are not just lovable traits of our “Commander in Chief”. This is a little more important than FDR’s wimpy legs.
Quake toll passes 55,000 as relief operations stall
No comment.
Quake rattled Earth orbit, changed map of Asia: US geophysicist
The earth is now bound in an orbit that will carry us 1000 miles away from the sun in July. Asia’s shape won’t matter now because we’ll all be dead. You think I’m kidding?
George Carlin enters rehab for wine & vicodin
Those are just two of an estimated 6,523 reasons why George Carlin should be in rehab. Baby steps.
Gay penguins discovered
Elton John finally wore a regular tuxedo.
