‘Chappelle’s Show’ third season delayed

It apparently won’t start until April or May. What’s the quickest way to make a comedian lazy?
Pay him.

In the meantime: Season 2 DVD out Feb. 8, 2005

Pedro’s midget very angry with him

Nelson’s so pissed that he says he’s going to stay with the Red Sox and let Pedro be a Met by himself.

Pedro claims Nelson was just a good luck “trick”, and that the wee one can go “get eaten by an alligator”.

What Pedro doesn’t know is that Nelson is a Dominican voodoo wizard and a horrible curse has been put upon him. Nelson claims the curse will involve Pedro’s hair turning blonde and his arms shrinking to midget-size.

U.S. meat plants allow mad cow brains and spinal cords to enter food supply

Remember during the mad cow scare a few years ago, the meat industry said it would be no problem and that all safety precautions would be taken?

Neither do I. Apparently millions of pounds or so of cow brains and blood and spines have gotten into our food supply. Even if they weren’t stricken with mad cow disease…

Pats lose in most ridiculous fashion

I still don’t believe what happened last night.

Brady pulled a Plummer and next thing you know, it’s a close game.

Then BOOM… another pick. The D is toast, game over. So very, very, very terrible.

Let us never speak of this game again. Ever.