Homeless man gets compacted in garbage
R.I.P, “Monkey Fist” James.
Your legacy of being one of the most talented panhandlers in Mississippi history will live on forever, along with having a monkey’s paw for a hand.
You entertained hundreds of fellow hobos as well as common folk with the legend of your monkey fist and no monkey-fisted hobo could ever take your place.
Christmas Trees Fetch High Prices in Hawaii Amid Shortage
Since Xmas trees are up to $200 out there, some guy “gave up waiting in line and used his cell phone to order a tree from Colorado for $80 plus $145 for shipping.” $200 for at tree on the spot with an hour-long wait, or $225 for a tree to be shipped a week later. Time to get a fake one, yo.
Pfizer to Stop Advertising Celebrex Drug
This way, they don’t have to tell you that they know it will kill you.
Gypsy decapitated by hurricane-blown roof tile
Once again proving, along with syphillis, that he hates gypsies, our angry God somehow whipped up 80 mph winds in France in December, which chopped off a gypsy’s head with a roof tile. Again.
