Saw the commercial for PictureMeBad.com, possibly the world’s worst “Girl’s Gone Wild”-style video. NSFW, let alone safe for anywhere.

If I could find a picture of Bills’ RB, Willis McGahee, walking off the field yesterday injured while being escorted by a midget, I’d be the king of the world. I really need to start taking pics of the TV.

Saw TO’s painful, ugly, SEASON-ENDING injury, Peyton fail ESPN, Jags wack Pack, KC massacre Denver, and Arizona(???) stay in the playoff hunt. Just another manic Sunday.

Went to V Majestic for dinner Friday. Uncle Bao is the coolest restauranteur in Allston, and they let you BYOB. Home of the best holiday display in Boston by far.

Kentucky beat Louisville this weekend on the most commonly ridiculous free throw secnario in basketball: some idiot defender flies into a dude who decides to throw up a 3 and gets sent to the line to win. So much pain in L’ville for a year.

We laid down the roots of our holiday hit song, “Have a Christmas”. Also surfacing this weekend: “Hail Satan”, “Jimmy Eat Arcade Fire”, and “Government Scientist #742″, none of which sound the way you’d think.

Mein alma mater, Hamilton College keeps getting attention for streaking. It feels good to be known for something, I guess.

Not from this past weekend, but:
We walked by Helping Hands, the helper monkey training facility in Allston that I featured here. I am not kidding… a monkey was spoon-feeding some woman next to the window and we could see the whole thing! Such steady paws!

“Official site of Mike Shanahan’s pink slip”

Homeless man gets compacted in garbage

R.I.P, “Monkey Fist” James.

Your legacy of being one of the most talented panhandlers in Mississippi history will live on forever, along with having a monkey’s paw for a hand.

You entertained hundreds of fellow hobos as well as common folk with the legend of your monkey fist and no monkey-fisted hobo could ever take your place.

Christmas Trees Fetch High Prices in Hawaii Amid Shortage

Since Xmas trees are up to $200 out there, some guy “gave up waiting in line and used his cell phone to order a tree from Colorado for $80 plus $145 for shipping.” $200 for at tree on the spot with an hour-long wait, or $225 for a tree to be shipped a week later. Time to get a fake one, yo.

Pfizer to Stop Advertising Celebrex Drug

This way, they don’t have to tell you that they know it will kill you.

Gypsy decapitated by hurricane-blown roof tile

Once again proving, along with syphillis, that he hates gypsies, our angry God somehow whipped up 80 mph winds in France in December, which chopped off a gypsy’s head with a roof tile. Again.