Greek Bus Hijackers Had Croissants Not Dynamite
What can be said about Greek hijackers that hasn’t already been said about lesbian midget wrestlers?
Among the many excellent lines in this article is:
“The jury found him guilty of 34 counts and acquitted him of one count, which involved unlawful use of documents.”
Human trafficking, involuntary servitude, forced labor, alien harboring, and alien smuggling are bad, but thank the Lord he wasn’t guilty of unlawful use documents. They rape you hard in prison for that.
Xzibit: Only white people see ghosts, aliens
No duh. Why do all of my theories have to be confirmed by X-to-the-Z’s drunken racist remarks?
Alcoholism, overeating chemically linked
Speaking of which, last night at los Whitehorse, there was an immense girl sitting at the bar drinking like a whale who ordered a bigass plate of nachos with her drink. With each drink.
N.J. would welcome homeless baseball team
A team of hobos, vagrants, and winos is about all New Jersey can hope for when it comes to professional baseball. But, hey, look how far the Mets have come.
New Fox show: Adoptee IDs dad for $100K
Fox. Redefining the term “new low” each and every season.
‘Playboy’ Virus Dropping Dangerous Backdoor
This is easily the second-most sexual headline of the day.
Cops find 610 pounds of pot in coffins
Check out the punchline some AP jerk threw in.
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Argh…so many good articles…
Let’s get our facts straight here, the bus was Greek, the hijackers were Albanians…
Comment by Snackmaster3k — December 17, 2004 @ 10:28 am