Autopsy: Rapper O.D.B. died from drug overdose
I think we all knew this, we were just hoping for ridiculous details or some satanic intervention that actually killed him.
Sox sign Renteria to 4-year/$40 million deal
Yeah, that’s all well and good, but our opening day starter is currently David Wells. What the HELL happened?!?!
Chemical Ali Will Be First Saddam Aide Tried
Last night I was listening to los Chemical Brothers and I asked myself (in the Full House theme song tune), “Whatever happened to Chemical Ali?”
He would definitely be a cool third Chemical Brother. I’m not sure if he’ll be able to join the group by the time his trial and subsequent execution take place, but maybe he can lace some tracks while waiting for appeal.
Texas school distributes satanic sex calendar
A cop who was trying to “deliver a positive anti-gang message” decided to distribute a bunch of satanic sex ritual calendars with the hope that thems junior high kids wouldn’t spend time sniffing glue and shooting each other, but instead, carve pagan designs in their backs and participate in elaborate orgies. It seemed like a good idea at the time. There’s always some cop who takes their freemason-like satanic sex rituals too far and ends up involving a bunch of kids.
Hollywood launches campaign against BitTorrent
Whooptee freaking doo. There’s still Morpheus, eDonkey, eMule, Direct Connect, Grouper, iMesh, Soulseek, Kazaa, Gnutella, Jungle Monkey, and about 5,000 more. Goooo, pirates!
Sprint Acquires Nextel in $35 Billion Deal
Has anyone ever signed up for a national cell plan, then travel somewhere, use your phone, get spanked with roaming charges, and then be told that you were on a local plan the whole time, despite being assured you were on a national plan? Between that and the brain tumors, I don’t know why I bother.
