Melbourne city gardeners royally eff up
You know how everything in the southern hemisphere is the opposite?
Well, to celebrate Hanukkah, the city of Melbourne decorated itself with swastikas.
No, not really. They claim it was an accident.
Uh, yeah.
NHL Players Offer 24 Percent Salary Cut
What’s 24% of nothing?
Laptop Computers May Destroy Male Fertility
What doesn’t these days? On Dateline I saw a report that said banana bread, Lifetime, and jury duty do too.
Man Tosses Molotovs, Flees on Lawnmower
Sure, fleeing a scene on a lawnmower sounds dumb as hell, but making Molotov cocktails with Budweiser bottles is far dumber. They didn’t even explode. For a tasty, effective firebomb, I recommend using Bacardi 151 bottles. The alcoholic content is enough to destroy an entire mobile home.
Shit, I’m off work from Lifetime ’cause I’m on jury duty and I’m eating banana bread while I’m reading this on a laptop computer.
But hey, a little infertility is worth it for $5 a day and some sweet banana bread.
Comment by Ted Chase — December 10, 2004 @ 8:35 pm
For the record, my riding lawnmower is equiped with a T5 turbo. After I find enough 151 bottles, it’s on…
Comment by John — December 12, 2004 @ 1:01 pm
Yo I had jury duty on 12/9. Unfortunately I didn’t get picked to send some crack dealer to prison, but at least my fertility is still intact.
Comment by chris — December 12, 2004 @ 9:41 pm